cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
okay but this actually happened
GIF MEME | Kaylee Frye + Colors Abound
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H e n c e f o r t h and f o r e v e r m o r e this pageant shall be known as
The Hunger Games
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you got a fuckin problem officer
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So I ask the American commentators, please stop announcing that Landon Donovan is the “all-time U.S. leading goal scorer.” He is not. With 57 international goals, he’s not even in the Top Five.
The all-time U.S. leading goal scorer is Abby Wambach, with 167 goals, followed by Mia Hamm (158), Kristine Lilly (130), Michelle Akers (105) and Tiffeny Milbrett (100). In fact, Abby Wambach is the all-time leading goal scorer in the world, among all soccer players, male or female.